michelleariele: so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off I CANT BREATHE
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following its dreams
Clearing the air about how I feel about the...
I’m not against Chick-Fil-A and Christians or what they believe. Live and let live is my policy. What I’m against is people pushing their beliefs on others, and telling other people they can’t love and marry who they want because THEY have a problem with it. And donating to charities, who’s sole purpose is to keep good, honest American’s from marrying the people...
itsdestiny: For those of you who do not know of my immense love of little goats, just know that this just made my day. Oh my heck. I love goats. They are the funniest ever. MEGAN DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I LOVE MY BABY GOATS NOW?
clearbay: Omg I just got kicked offline and its because my dad changed our connection name and look what he changed it to ERMAHGERD WERERLERSS ERNTERNET im cry
People on Tumblr are too easily amused...
i laughed at that for like 16 minutes straight.
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?